A Mad Rollin’ Non-cap

...so-called because I'm going to be lazy and not write a recap! Ha!

Honestly, I was too tired and busy counting up body blocks that I never really got to watch the game. A few highlights:

• The much-too-skippy unicorn girl. She was happy. And prideful. And horny. Literally. 5chw4r7z has an awesome pic on his site.
• Panterrorize's girls (I know they have derby names but can't remember them now) skating out with the new CRG flag. Very cute.
• Some very overzealous referees with unicorn/milkmaid boners. (NOT a highlight by any means.)
• Two huge 10 point jams by Hannah Barbaric.
• $1 PBR (the one thing I like about being stuck doing stats... I can drink copious amounts of cheap water-beer.)
• Lolcat's tail. I wanted to yank that bitch. (that's what she said)

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. We lost. Both bouts. But does that really matter? I think not.

Unfortunately, I missed the afterparty. My hooker boots hurt.

Now, for your reading enjoyment, some lovely recaps written by people who actually paid attention:

• Roller Derby: A Great Fan Experience
• Yoshimi vs. the Unicorngrl
• If you ever wonder, wonder whatever became of me...

Painway out.